Stories, announcements, and poetry notes from Alumniyat.
Filed in the Dictionary of Unnamed Emotions: a variegated pebble causing that strange want for something forgotten, particularly when standing in slow elevators. Now catalogued for uneasy reference.
Archival documentation of umbrella behavior at 7th and Velvet. Note: temporal precipitation was unapologetic.
In the matter of Persephone vs. The Council of Abandoned Playmates, the Department addresses claims of joint custody over intangible entities. The ruling clarifies previously ambiguous rights to shared creative figments.
Draft law requiring licenses for umbrella operation during public drizzle. Pending review following the “Eternal March of Mild Inconvenience.”
All staff are reminded: Recurring dream evidence is no longer admissible unless submitted on official pillowcase forms. See Section B for new pillow fluff guidelines.
Official summary of the 2026 “Umbrella Forecast” and its effects on personality climates. Includes regulatory updates for sudden downpours of feeling.
Official notice regarding the movement of autonomous shadows between permitted parallel realities. All applicants must comply with Criteria 3 (No Overlapping).
Newly catalogued: Lintrospection, a perpetual emotion triggered by finding lint you cannot remember ever wearing. Pending emotional classification status.
Discovery of rain that falls upward, governed by internal calendrical logic. Filed under multi-temporal precipitation apparatuses.
The Department of Lost Thoughts confirms the unexpected disappearance of Tuesday from the official week. Investigators offer plausible, though highly impractical, explanations.
