Department of Lost Thoughts — Ruling on Imaginary Friend Custody Rights

CASE_ID: AW-2026-009
DEPARTMENT: Department of Lost Thoughts
CATEGORY: Court Cases & Rulings
STATUS: REDACTED

Article 1: A hearing was convened regarding the residency and holiday schedules of Mr. Wifflebop, an imaginary associate last seen during snack time on 14 February 2002.

Section A: The claimant, Persephone (age 29¾), requested week-on/week-off custody, citing “insufficient whimsy” in her current life arrangements.

Section B: Testimony from the Council alleged Mr. Wifflebop’s ongoing duties as a morale officer for other unremembered companions.

Memo: The court finds intangible beings eligible for mutual visitation, conditional on renewed belief every alternate Tuesday.

Article 2: Both parties must supply one (1) half-remembered tune and one (1) inexplicable giggle per calendrical quarter as proof of engagement.

Section C: Any disputes over bedtime stories or unscheduled existential crises must be addressed via pillow-fort tribunal.

Final Note: Ruling to be reviewed at next scheduled tea party, or upon the first snowfall in August, whichever arrives first.