Official rules governing strange systems and impossible behaviors.
Official guidelines for the accidental misplacement of personal or shared intentions. Pending clarity from the Department of Lost Thoughts. For provisional distribution only.
Draft law requiring licenses for umbrella operation during public drizzle. Pending review following the “Eternal March of Mild Inconvenience.”
This regulation governs the act of flying inside dreams without the use of wings, engines, or reasonable physics. Article 1:Any citizen who achieves flight during sleep must declare the method used, even if the method was “just believing hard enough.” Article 2:Flights achieved by flapping arms are classified as experimental and may not be repeated […]
