Dream Judiciary – Law: Flying Without Wings

This regulation governs the act of flying inside dreams without the use of wings, engines, or reasonable physics.

Article 1:
Any citizen who achieves flight during sleep must declare the method used, even if the method was “just believing hard enough.”

Article 2:
Flights achieved by flapping arms are classified as experimental and may not be repeated more than three times per night.

Article 3:
Falling is not considered a crime unless it is followed by embarrassment upon waking.

Article 4:
Any dream involving uncontrolled floating must be reviewed by the Department of Gravity at the next available nap.

This law shall remain in effect until humans learn to fly while awake without regretting it.