Museum of Almost — Regulation on Temporary Permanence of Exhibits
Pursuant to the Charter of Near-Events, the Museum of Almost hereby legalizes “temporary permanence.”
All objects must comply, including those that never quite arrived.
Category: Laws & Regulations
Official rules governing strange systems and impossible behaviors.
Dream Judiciary — Regulation on the Temporary Licensing of Unfinished Dreams
Pursuant to CASE_ID AW-2026-053, the Dream Judiciary issues the following active regulation.
All citizens are reminded: incomplete narratives are a public utility when properly stamped.
Weather of Personality Division — The Barometric Civility Ordinance (Revised)
Pursuant to CASE_ID AW-2026-045, the Weather of Personality Division ratifies new conduct standards for moods with measurable pressure.
Compliance is mandatory wherever a person can be described as “a front moving in.”
Parallel Universe Immigration Office — Regulation on the Temporary Citizenship of Objects That Think They Are People
Pursuant to Corridor Treaty Annex 0.9, the Parallel Universe Immigration Office publishes the following active guidance.
Compliance is mandatory for all beings, near-beings, and confidently mislabeled items.
Dictionary of Unnamed Emotions — Regulation on the Temporary Naming of Feelings That Refuse to Be Filed
Pursuant to CASE_ID AW-2026-029, this notice authorizes interim labels for emotions that appear in public without proper documentation.
Noncompliant sensations will be escorted to the nearest metaphor for processing.
Bureau of Non-Existence — Regulation on the Temporary Legality of Nearly-Happened Events
Notice is hereby issued that certain events may be lawful despite never occurring.
Compliance is mandatory for all parties who almost participated.
Department of Lost Thoughts — Regulation on the Misplacement of Intentions (Draft)
Official guidelines for the accidental misplacement of personal or shared intentions. Pending clarity from the Department of Lost Thoughts. For provisional distribution only.
Museum of Almost — Provisional Umbrella Licensing Regulations (PULR)
Draft law requiring licenses for umbrella operation during public drizzle. Pending review following the “Eternal March of Mild Inconvenience.”
Dream Judiciary – Law: Flying Without Wings
This regulation governs the act of flying inside dreams without the use of wings, engines, or reasonable physics. Article 1:Any citizen who achieves flight during sleep must declare the method used, even if the method was “just believing hard enough.” Article 2:Flights achieved by flapping arms are classified as experimental and may not be repeated […]