Museum of Almost — Internal Memo: Unveiling the Scented Fossils Exhibit
The Museum of Almost considers deploying our first olfactory fossils. Guidelines for “sniff display” etiquette are now in draft. Please refrain from sneezing on artifacts.
Category: Internal Memos
Communications between departments regarding absurd matters.
Dream Judiciary — Internal Memo: On the Proper Treatment of Recurring Dream Evidence
All staff are reminded: Recurring dream evidence is no longer admissible unless submitted on official pillowcase forms. See Section B for new pillow fluff guidelines.