Museum of Almost — Internal Memo: Unveiling the Scented Fossils Exhibit

Internal Memo: Scented Fossils Exhibit—Advisory Notes

Section 1:
Pursuant to Directive 7½, the “Scented Fossils” interactive display (Floor G½) will soon open to the aroma-curious public.

Section 2:
Staff are reminded: inhalation should be polite and brief (max. 2.5 seconds per nostril). Deep sniffing is classified as “audacious” and discouraged under Regulation Smell-42.

Section 3:
Fossil aromas may include but are not limited to:
a. Prehistoric Marmalade
b. Velvet Steam
c. Extinct Sky (perma-breeze sample pending)

Section 4:
If odour lingers post-exhibit, please hand out the Neutralising Napkins™ at the gift desk (limit: one per visitor, unlimited if visitor is a goat).

Section 5:
Remember: Never explain the Smelling Room to journalists or to anyone holding a large fan.

End Memo. Please sniff responsibly.