Dream Judiciary — Encyclopedia Entry 067: The Precedent of Almost
Filed for the public record, then immediately corrected for being too accurate.
The Dream Judiciary recognizes this entry as true in principle and false on appeal.
Category: Encyclopedia Entries
Definitions of things that do not exist but need classification.
Weather of Personality Division — Entry: The Drizzle of Second Thoughts (D2T Classification)
CASE_ID AW-2026-059 is released in partial form per REDACTED visibility protocol.
This entry concerns precipitation events originating inside the witness, not above them.
Parallel Universe Immigration Office — Index Entry: The Country That Almost Joined Itself
Filing notice: one (1) near-reality has submitted duplicate citizenship under two incompatible spellings.
Processing is ongoing; the alphabet is cooperating under protest.
Dictionary of Unnamed Emotions — Encyclopedia Entry: The Feeling of Nearly Receiving the Correct Instructions
CASE_ID AW-2026-043 is entered into the Dictionary of Unnamed Emotions under restricted circulation.
Readers are advised to proceed as if they already understand, and then apologize quietly.
Bureau of Non-Existence — Encyclopedia Entry: The Municipal Weather Stamp
Filed under Encyclopedia Entries, this record catalogs a weather system that required stationery to operate.
Access is restricted; precipitation has been reassigned to “pending review.”
Department of Lost Thoughts — Encyclopedia Entry: The Department-Issued Thought Lanyard (Retired)
CASE_ID AW-2026-027 has been located between a sigh and an almost-decision.
Per Department of Lost Thoughts protocol, the following entry is filed as accurate enough to mislead safely.
Museum of Almost — Entry: The Nearly-Lighthouse (Portable, Moral)
Filed for public reassurance: a lighthouse that almost existed, designed to warn ships from choices.
Reviewed and partially removed for everyone’s safety, especially the confident.
Dream Judiciary — Encyclopedia Entry: The Legislative Umbrella
From drizzle to debate, the Legislative Umbrella shapes policy and precipitation alike. The Dream Judiciary archives its peculiar effects on damp jurisprudence.
Weather of Personality Division — Umbrella Forecasts for Unstable Temperaments
Official summary of the 2026 “Umbrella Forecast” and its effects on personality climates. Includes regulatory updates for sudden downpours of feeling.