Legal disputes and judgments inside unreal institutions.
Official summary of AW-2026-017, detailing the unprecedented legal action by a purported non-entity against a commonly dreaded weekday. Verdict partially withheld pending evidence of existence.
In the matter of Persephone vs. The Council of Abandoned Playmates, the Department addresses claims of joint custody over intangible entities. The ruling clarifies previously ambiguous rights to shared creative figments.
Official findings from the 2nd Circuit Court of Almost, concluding legal standing of left-handed spoons. Verdict: reversible.
