Weather of Personality Division — Application for Provisional Gust Permit (Feeling Drizzly)

Article 1: Purpose
The applicant seeks authorization to travel while under the influence of minor internal weather, specifically a drizzly disposition with intermittent beams of petulance.

Section 2: Conditions of Travel
2.1 Approved emotions: soggy optimism, light ennui, general dampness.
2.2 Prohibited transport: Hot-air self-importance, vehicles powered by thunderous indignation.

Section 3: Supplementary Requirements
3.1 An umbrella of self-reflection must be carried at all times.
3.2 Umbrella must not be used as semaphore for emotional storms or unsolicited advice.

Memo: Authorization
By order of the Deputy Cloud of Moodfronts, approval is withheld pending confirmation that applicant will not attempt to evaporate or precipitate during border crossing.

Note: All drizzle zones are monitored by the Mood Barometric Patrol, who may collect residual feelings for future forecast calibration.

STATUS: REDACTED—Applicant is advised to keep spirits at <65% humidity.