CASE ID: UNFILED DEPARTMENT: GENERAL STATUS: ACTIVE

Dream Judiciary — Internal Memo: On the Proper Treatment of Recurring Dream Evidence

February 2, 2026 • Internal Memos

Memo: Protocol Revision Regarding Recurring Dream Evidence

To: All Dream Judiciary Personnel
From: Office of Judicial Sleep Compliance
Date: 21st Second-Monday, 2026

Article 1: Admissibility
All recurring dreams presented as testimony must now be embroidered onto standard-issue pillowcases using Regulation 8 Thread (Starlight or Naptime Grey only). Dreams submitted via spoken word will be categorized as “whimsical hearsay.”

Section B: Pillow Fluff Requirements
All evidential pillows must contain precisely 42.3g of memory foam, or the ethereal equivalent in whisper feathers. Under- or over-fluffed pillows risk immediate dismissal and subsequent dream leakage fines.

Article 2: Witness Summoning
Effective immediately, witnesses summoned to the Cloud Stand must wear matching slippers—left slipper to be worn on the right foot for maximum surreal integrity.

Please adjust all proceedings accordingly. Questions should be sent via carrier yawn.