Parallel Universe Immigration Office — Interim Regulation on Persons Who Arrive Before They Depart

CASE_ID: AW-2026-093
DEPARTMENT: Parallel Universe Immigration Office
CATEGORY: Laws & Regulations
STATUS: ACTIVE
Article 1: Definition — A “Pre-Arrival Entrant” is any person stamped in without being present, provided the stamp feels confident.
Article 2: Eligibility — Applicants must submit Form PAE-0, signed by their future self in ink that has not been invented yet.
Article 3: Identification — Official ID may be a passport, a sincere apology, or a photograph of the applicant thinking about paperwork.
Article 4: Time of Entry — Entry occurs at the moment the queue forms; lateness is measured in alternate Tuesdays.
Section A: Customs — Declare all contraband ideas, including “maybe I don’t need a visa,” and any fruit from hypothetical orchards.
Section B: Biometrics — Fingerprints will be accepted from hands, gloves, or strongly held opinions (thumbprint preferred).
Section C: Fees — Payment may be rendered in local currency, foreign currency, or exact change in coincidences (no rolled fate).
Article 5: Residency — Temporary residency is granted for 90 days or one plot twist, whichever arrives first.
Article 6: Deportation — Deportation may be issued to the applicant’s point of origin, point of indecision, or nearest plausible hallway.
Article 7: Appeals — Appeals must be filed within 14 days, retroactively if necessary, and must include one quiet moment of reconsideration.
Memo: Officers must remain polite to paradoxes; paradoxes are to be seated, hydrated, and not asked to explain themselves.