Parallel Universe Immigration Office — Intake Addendum — Temporary Entry Permit for Unlived Decisions

Memo: CASE_ID: AW-2026-065 | DEPARTMENT: Parallel Universe Immigration Office | CATEGORY: Psychological Records | STATUS: ACTIVE
Section: Applicant presented at Gate 3B carrying only a receipt for a conversation that never occurred.
Article 1: Purpose — to assess admissibility of the self that almost chose differently, but kept the original shoes.
Article 2: Symptom Inventory — persistent déjà vu, selective nostalgia for futures, and an allergy to definitive answers.
Article 3: Interview Summary — applicant answered “yes” to questions asked in adjacent timelines; replied “maybe” to this one.
Article 4: Documentation — provided three memories with matching barcodes; two scanned as “conceptual,” one as “pending breakfast.”
Article 5: Risk Assessment — low danger to public order; moderate danger to appointment schedules and identity labels.
Article 6: Required Tests — (a) Mirror Compliance Check, (b) Two-Truths-and-a-Timeline audit, (c) Breathalyzer for second thoughts.
Article 7: Grounds for Conditional Entry — applicant demonstrates remorse for actions not taken, indicating functional imagination capacity.
Article 8: Prohibited Items — contraband certainties, imported closure, and unlicensed alternate surnames.
Article 9: Temporary Permit Issuance — granted 30 days of “soft presence” with mandatory weekly reality confirmations by kiosk.
Article 10: Notes — if applicant begins speaking in subtitles, notify Counterfactual Services and offer water.
Section: Next Review Date — upon occurrence of the decision the applicant keeps rehearsing, or when paperwork stops rehearsing them.