Bureau of Non-Existence — Provisional Transit Permit for the Adjacent Tuesday

CASE_ID: AW-2026-042 | DEPARTMENT: Bureau of Non-Existence | CATEGORY: Travel Permits | STATUS: PENDING
Memo: This filing authorizes intent, not movement; please do not depart until reality countersigns.
Section: Destination is listed as “Adjacent Tuesday,” located one calendar inch to the left of the current week.
Article 1: Applicant must present one (1) credible alibi proving they have already returned.
Article 2: Luggage limit: two memories, one receipt, and a small umbrella for sudden metaphors.
Section: Customs Declaration requires disclosure of contraband such as extra hours, unfiled apologies, and foreign synonyms.
Article 3: Timezone selection must be made from approved options: Early, Late, or The Feeling of Almost.
Article 4: Currency exchange is prohibited; all purchases must be made using exact change and mild regret.
Section: If approached by alternate versions of yourself, you must address them by job title only.
Article 5: Do not feed local coincidences; they become expectations and follow you home.
Memo: Emergency exits are marked “NEARLY,” and may open onto corridors you recognize from dreams.
Section: Review cycle: PENDING until the destination agrees it ever wanted visitors.
Article 6: Upon approval, permit will self-print on a blank page you were saving for something important.